Dildo! Oh No!

Its a nice day, the sun is shinning, and the pool water is nice and cool, untill....

M.D's mom: M.D.? What is this? (holding up M.D's and my harness for our happy little purple dildo)I found it in the dryer, it was knocking around, making all kinds of niose (the metal cock ring was still on it!)

M.D.: (Silence)

Me: (Silence)

Me in my head: oh my fucking god!!!! No! NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!!!!!! Please, please, dear god let this be a really bad dream!!!!

M.D's mom: Its probably something I dont want to know about.

Both M.D and I: ( laughing nevrously and shaking our heads vigorously)

Me in my head: Holy fucking shit! Please God, if there was ever a time I have wanted to drown now would be that time!

I cant even look her mom in the eye.

Nena